I love you more than you know, BUT...
you snored ALL night last night.
Now, I know you say I snore too. And I'm used to listening to you snoring for the first 15 minutes you fall asleep. But man oh man! This lasted forever! I laid in bed for what seemed like hours waiting for you to quiet down enough that I could finally fall asleep.
Ok Ok, I'll admit it: I contemplated suffocating you with my pillow. But I didn't. You're welcome.