You never know what you're going to hear in Kindergarten...
Boy: Mrs. Miller...did you know that Santa Claus is God?
Me: No...I was not aware that Santa Claus and God were the same person.
Girl (overhearing, and coming over LOUDLY): Santa Claus is NOT God! God makes all the things!
Boy: I know...Santa Claus makes all the toys! So him and God are the same guy!
Girl: NO! He... Man, I'ma hafta tell my mama we gotta pray for you tonight.
:) xoxo, wife.