kinder quotes of the week

Student: Mrs. Miller, Charles told me to go away and leave him alone forever.

Me: Charles, why would you say such a mean thing?

Charles: Because I want her to go away and leave me alone forever.

 

During important individual testing-

Me: You did a really good job!

Little girl: That's because I'm a princess.

Me: Oh, is that right?

Little girl: Yep. I'm a Princess Kitten.

Me: Oh...neat.

 

While sounding out Bossy E words on the board-

Me: Raise your hand if you can sound out this word.

Michael: "Make..." Like you make out with your girlfriend!

Me: Michael!

 

Walking in the gym after the middle-schoolers just left-

Student 1: UGH! It smells like musty armpits in here!

Student 2: The big kids need some deodorant!

 

In the hallway-

Little girl: Mrs. Miller...Michael just pinched my butt.

Michael: No! That was just on askident! I didn't mean to!

Me: How do you accidentally pinch someone's butt?

Michael: Sometimes it just happens!

 

Student: Lily just said the B-word!

Me: What's the B-word?

Student: Booty!

 

Me: Who knows what the president's job is? What does he do all day?

Student: He's kind of like a judge...like Judge Judy!!!

 

Me: And George Washington didn't take good care of his teeth, so they all fell out and he had to have teeth made out of wood.

Majority of class: Ew!

James: That would be tight!

 

Me: Next Tuesday is the 100th day of school! And on that day, you are all allowed to dress up like you are 100 years old!

Student: So we get to dress like you?

Me: NO!