As much as I love the fact that you FINALLY shaved that
furry rodent beard off of your face, I
cannot say that I appreciate said furry rodent beard laying in the downstairs
bathroom sink. I know its technically your bathroom, but still…….
This was how I found that sink when I stopped in there to check out how my Easter dress looked yesterday.
It was also still there this morning when I stopped in there to turn the bathroom light off.
So if you could please remove it before I gag, I’d definitely appreciate it.
Ps. You look totally amazingly good-looking with your stubble. E