Dear Husband,

As much as I love the fact that you FINALLY shaved that furry rodent beard off of your face, I cannot say that I appreciate said furry rodent beard laying in the downstairs bathroom sink. I know its technically your bathroom, but still…….

Yuck.

This was how I found that sink when I stopped in there to check out how my Easter dress looked yesterday.

It was also still there this morning when I stopped in there to turn the bathroom light off.

So if you could please remove it before I gag, I’d definitely appreciate it.

Love, Wife

Ps. You look totally amazingly good-looking with your stubble. E