lessons i've learned while being married

• After all the laundry is FINALLY done, Husbands will put something in the hamper. It's like they don’t like to see the bottom of it or something.
• Husband and wife will have different ideas about the amount of money one should spend on a shopping trip.
• Husbands will complain about the hair that ends up plugging the shower drain as if they do not contribute to it at all. Ok, maybe the husband’s hair is not as long as the wife’s, but the husband sheds too.
• The husband will always steal some of the wife’s food when she’s eating, even if he knows she hates it.
• Husbands will NEVER hear the dog waking them up in the middle of the night to go outside. Husbands will PRETEND not to hear the dog waking them up in the middle of the night to go outside.
• The husband will get mad at the wife when she continually neglects to fill up her gas tank, even though it doesn't really TOTALLY gives her hives.
• The husband will always remember to put the toilet seat down, but will NOT remember to close the shower curtain.
• The husband will always love the wife, even when she blogs about him. . . those are the blogs that tend to make him smile the most :)